theashlynwinchester:

*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

arachnofiend:

tumblr knows what i want

arachnofiend:

tumblr knows what i want

kingofscots:

panic

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at the disco

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

paego:

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

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awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

Oh god I need to share this with the world

a-spork-with-feelings:

kewilom:

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No words neeeded

yzma:

snorlaxatives:

why are they telling macklemore though

the same reason gotham city shines the bat-signal

yzma:

snorlaxatives:

why are they telling macklemore though

the same reason gotham city shines the bat-signal

fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

cappinzeezee:

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

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THEME